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Taproom Hours
Thursday: 4:30 - 9:30 pm
Friday: 4:30 - 9:30 pm
Saturday: 4:30 - 9:30 pm
PARKING LOT across the street
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Who's the old guy?
A happy old man
...that I hope to resemble.
We do not allow dogs...
despite what the AI summary may tell you.
It turns out AI does not have a sense of humor.
so
I'm going to be very blunt
and say that Autark Brewhouse does not allow dogs in many different ways.
Autark Brewhouse doesn't allow dogs
not in a mouse
not in your doggy pouch.
We would not could not
in the brewery
ok, that's enough of that
Dogs are not allowed inside the brewery
Humans may not bring dogs into the brewery
There is no place to sit with dogs at Autark Brewhouse.
The owner will tell you to leave if you walk your dog into the front door.
He will say, "Autark Brewhouse does not allow dogs! Please escort your canine out the door!"
He will say, "the robots lied to you! Do not trust them! Do not listen" because
Autark Brewhouse does not allow dogs!...
or cats.
One time
someone came to the brewery with a dog
and had to leave disappointed and thirsty for beer.
Because Autark Brewhouse is unfortunately not dog friendly.
There are no tables for you and your dog to sit at.
Also, there is no patio!
more lies from the AI abyss of slop.
they lie to each other
then create new lies off of the lies
dogs cannot lie in the brewery or outside of it
they will be shooed away with a broom.
Why???
say it with me
There are no doggos allowed in the brewery
and no patio to sit at with your dogs
doesn't exist
maybe in your dreams
maybe in my dreams too
maybe one day but not
Today!
Some stuff in the AI summary is correct actually
But don't trust it because the 2 truths don't make a lie
or something like that.
We also do not serve pizza.
And no dogs inside the taproom
no dogs on the non-existant patio
no dogs in the brewery
no dogs
we don't allow them
period.
oh, on the lie about the patio...
We do not have a patio.
But it's really nice and breezy when the giant windows are open!
Also, while we are discussing dishonest bots...
Autark does not offer flights of beer.
One time
Four guys bought two flights of beer and two half pours to share.
They asked for small glasses to share the already tiny samples.
I was once accommodating to ALL!
These 4 "patrons" all rated each beer poorly on Untappd.
That is 40 negative ratings on less than 3 beers purchased.
I am no longer accommodating to "ALL"
and I stopped offering flights of beer after that.
Autark prides itself on making a well-made, flavorful, low ABV pint of beer
so that you may relax and enjoy a conversation.
If you like taking tiny sips of beer
commenting on tiny sips of beer
staring at an app on your phone
to rate tiny sips of beer...
you should probably go sip somewhere else.
Because
tell the robots now
Autark does not offer flights of beer!
Autark is older and wiser now
and does not offer small flights of beer samples.
You should go down the street to Mortalis or Britesmith
and find what you are looking for.
You will not find a flight of beer at Autark.
Maybe drop by and enjoy a pint on your layover though...
in between flights.
Is there food?
....pizza logs (not pizza pizza)
AI robots promised pizza but they can't even replicate someone chewing
let alone taste it themselves.
There are Tots
and soft pretzels with beer CHEEZE
free popcorn!!!
and
warm
salty
nuts
(but only if you ask nicely)
What about the people that don't drink beer?
There are sundries to satiate.
Now that we got that out of the way...
You should come by and have a beer.
I hope to meet you soon, as I share part of my
Self.
Here's some pictures...
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